Celebrity Love Island

I wish there were more activities for the people on Celebrity Love Island. Is the aim for people to fall in love? Because there are lovelier and prettier people out there who are far more entertaining?

Celebrity Love Island is amazing. It has funny people in and also some rather fit people! I am also hoping to see some action in there which I do believe will happen whilst Callum and Rebecca are in the love shack! Come on lets get some action flowing! It would be awesome and you know it!

Anyway thats all for now!

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I checked Celebrity Love Island out to see who the celebrities were and to see how much the show would be like Temptation Island (an American show of very poor taste). I discovered that the show is clearly aimed at the lowest common denominator - not quite the Sunday Sport of television but not far off it. One of the celebrities is Rebecca Loos (should that be spelt Loose?), a woman famous for being 'up for it' i.e. lad's mag model, bisexual and wants us all to know it, and the most famous 'other woman' of recent times. The show included a title card for each celeb, which included the reason for celebrity, and I kept watching to see what they would put for Ms. Loos; she was cited as 'former PA to the Beckhams' - wow, what celebrity!

Including Abi Titmuss was further proof that the show is aimed at 'lads' (and 'ladettes' of course). This is a woman famed for a 'leaked' sex tape (showing her with another person of questionable morality) which rocked her to the heights of tabloid sex-rags and adult entertainment e.g. Television X. Sure she's an attractive woman, but what does it say for women in general, when she gives up her worthy job as a nurse to make money selling her body? An appalling role model for young girls everwhere - don't bother to use your brain, just get your kit off for the lads i.e. become a prostitute.

I don't know the names of all the men who are on the show i.e. they are mostly non-celebs themselves, but at least one of them is an archetypal 'lad' himself, with a thoroughly Neanderthal attitude towards women. His behaviour reflects as badly on men in general as Abi Titmuss and Rebecca Loos do on women.

The 'love shack' is a thinly disguised euphemism for sex shack. The night vision cameras have already been shown to make the viewer certain that whatever goes on will not be hidden i.e. You will get some 'naughty' i.e. 'sleazy' viewing if you stay tuned.

Jayne Middlemiss (another celebrity whose clothes have been known to drop off for some easy cash) was shown crying for her mommy because she couldn't sleep. This wasn't worthy as entertainment but was included to give a sense that this is to be a 'warts and all' look at what goes on; a pathetic attempt to inject some pathos into the proceedings. Oh the challenges these celebs must face!

The chat between the contestants was as shallow and insincere as you would expect, no one being willing to be real and risk alienating the others or the viewers and getting voted off the island and so ending their free, luxury vacation.

Kelly Brook as co-presenter is yet more of the same. Another 'bimbo' famous for using her body to make money and infamous for being woeful when it came to presenting without an autocue, she giggles woodenly when it comes to introducing 'the boys', yet more hints at the sauciness to come. Oh spare us. And what is the point of a £100,000 prize to the winner? The viewers will mostly think (rightly or wrongly) that the celebrities are already rich, and may well resent them winning such a fortune. Oh I get it...the producers had to bribe the 'celebs' to be involved in such tripe in the first place.

Celebrity Love Island - I have to say I'm pretty hooked from the off! All those women in Bikini's is just what the doctor ordered! I think it's great to see Abi Titmus get the stage she deserves to showcase her considerable talents.

This latest reality program, courtesy of ITV, puts 12 of 'the beautiful people' on a remote Fiji island with the simple missions of topping up their tans and getting a bit of nookie. It lasts for 5 weeks and one of the shows main elements is that one babe and one bloke are voted for to spend some 'couple time' in a secluded luxury area of the resort. This where the producers will be hoping that passions will reach boiling point! As with all reality TV shows there is an elimination factor to the show as well, this has yet to be revealed but I have no doubt that it will consist of the old 'your text messages count' line and it will be the public who do the voting via their phones so ITV can bring in the coin. Oh yeah, and the winning couple get £100K between them! Like they need it!!!

Anyway, onto the alumni. Presenting duties are shared by Kielty and Kelly Brook. They make a nice pair and seem to have chemistry. The girls consist of: blonde bombshell Abi Titmus, sleazy senorita Rebecca Loos, ex Eastender Judi Shekoni, Jayne Middlemiss (don't worry, I don't know who she is either), Lady Isabelle Hervey and Liz from Atomic Kitten. In Hank's view: I'm lookin and I'm likin'.

The blokes consist of Fran Cosgrove (just why is this jerk famous?), Calum Best - son of George and equally the womaniser, former Man Utd player Lee Sharpe, Michael Greco who won critical acclaim playing Beppe in Eastenders, a guy called Paul off Hollyoaks and D'uaine L'adejo - I think he won an egg and spoon race at some point during his days as an athlete. Hanks view: Give me a gun.

The backstabbing and romantic tension has yet to reach the surface, but when it does, expect this show to be sure fire ratings winner!