Puerto Banus, Linekers Bar

Lineker in Banus is quite fun, sadly we were ripped of in Silhouette Bar Puerto Banus prior, (The owner Brian blackmailed us to pay him if not he would do wrong denounce about abuse of drugs) so we had only little money to spend in Lineker, nevertehless we had a good time. Nice girls good music her in Linekers. Btw. some girls told us that Shilouette bar is known for not paying the strippers either!

We should have known what we were doing - I'd heard of Lineker's bar in the Canary Islands but never been and it was every chav's dream. Cheesy pop music with some idiot MC-ing people's shouts.

Occasional drinking games kept the numerous stag and hen dos happy. Huge bouncers were staking the place ready to pounce, clearly they regularly had to eject people. One of the bouncers looked like he wanted trouble just for the fun of it.

The decor has the naff nightclub feel I remember from time at uni in Sheffield

in the mid-90s.

Maybe I'm just too old for this kind of place, however there were loads of better clubs and 'party pubs' on the trash alley that seemed more fun and less chav. Avoid at all costs.