Satan's Hollow, Manchester

First things first, the place looked like it has never been cleaned, I entered to a smell of sick and a sticky floor even though the place hadn't even been open for an hour yet.

But I thought that would be fine because maybe the drink would help - I thought wrong. The vodka tastes like screenwash, so I buy some shots to try and get drunk faster, and they have been watered down! Was this by the owner or the rude member of staff who served me and made me feel like I was an inconvenience for breaking up a conversation between their private party? Who knows, but attentive is not a word I would use to describe the people who work at this place.

The music was so outdated, and mostly the same artists being repeated.

I can honestly say that I see why the night was so dead. If I could give 0* if I could. The best part about it was leaving...

No wait, even that was tainted as I got offered cocaine on my way out by what I assume was a local dealer targeting the "pleasant" customers of this establishment.

Tuesdays are great fun, free bar until 11 and then £1 drinks all night after that. This is the busy night but has never failed to be a good night out. The music is very good and there is a great atmosphere. The monthly ska nights and punk nights are also worth a mention, not as busy but still a great night out, the DJs are different from the ones on the mainstream nights but are very into their music and it shows in a good way. The bands that play for these nights are always a mix of good quality local bands and occasional band touring nationally. They always get into the spirit of the night and have a great time.Friday nights are very similar to the Tuesday nights except for the lack of free drinks on a Friday. All in all my favourite club and the best place to be in Manchester on a Tuesday or a Friday night

Worth going if your into Ska, punk, rock and metal. Great place to meet new people as its quite a small and intimate venue. Not a huge choice in drinks, but 1.50 for a carling. 4 pound in isn't bad, and its open til 3. Only really gets good at 12-30 onwards.