Squirty Wirty (formerly Smartie Artie)

Smartie Artie rocks! as well as being very professional and polite he had the children (aged between 2 - 5) in fits of laughter with the classic retro jokes, games and not forgetting a real rabbit! he keep all the hyper kids in line and had their (and the parents) full attention for the whole two hours! He arrived on time and got all the first kids thats arrived plate spinning which they loved! He supplied the music and an amp system so that the kids could all hear him well. He promted the mums and dads to bring out the food and birthday cake and then kept them intertained while they ate with jokes and a harmonica!! after the food he had them playing musical statues and a really cleaver electronic parce the parcel so that every child had a prize - then he handed out 3D paper croc snappers and filled them with jelly sweets which was a perfect touch to end the party. The best party experiance ever!

It was the first party we had organized for our son so we were fairly nervous about the whole thing but smartie artie made it all ok! He made our son feel the star of the show and remembered everyones name so it was really personal and relaxed! We have been to a various parties over the past year (including organised partyies in farms/adventure play centre ect) but smartie artie made our party just the best and we got tones of complements of the parents at the end! Well done smartie artie!!!

Great value for money, you won't be disappointed! Smartie Artie is so good with children! He gets everyone involved and makes sure the birthday girl/boy is centre of attention. I can't recommend stripey wipey enough, your child's birthday party wouldn't be complete without him!

We had Smartie Artie for our son's party (nerve-racking, 30 5 year old boys for 2 hours - sheer panic - must have been off our faces. Smartie Artie arrived early, smartly dressed and announced we could relax with our friends at the back and let him take control. Guess what, he did just that. Our son enjoyed bucket-loads of comedy magic, brilliant balloon models, puppets, games and competitions.

He provided the sweets and prizes, when your son produces a live rabbit and dove, the joy we felt was unspeakable. The children got to stroke them.

We throughly enjoyed somthing we were dreading. Last time that happened we got married.

Best of all, our son was the star of the day - not Smartie Artie -just as he had promised.

A real credit to the profession, we have no hesitation in recommending Smartie Artie to anybody. No wonder he worked in the places he has.